Not something I think you will think is funny.
If I am ever sad, I will look apon my tumblr and instantly become happy.
I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him
I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”
and he went dead silent
The tables have been turned